❀ about me ❀


name: jess 
birthday:  july 13
zodiac: cancer
single or taken: single
height: 5’3
eye colour: blue
middle name: nicole
favourite colour: purple
lucky number: u kno what…. i was born on the 13th…. my lucky number has always been 13….. *files my nails* *sighs dramatically* *looks at the camera* i guess i’m just fearless like that


hogwarts house: i usually get sorted into ravenclaw but sometimes i feel like a hufflepuff idk
favourite fictional character: no
favourite television show: friends
favourite season: autumn
describe yourself in a few words: ”i get this uncontrollable need to please people” it’s a monica geller quote i feel like that’s appropriate  
future children’s names: HOW DO PEOPLE DECIDE THESE THINGS I HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING ON WHAT BREAKFAST TO EAT IN THE MORNING although i want their middle names to be jack and hazel after my grandparents
meaning of your name: it means ‘rich’………… i hope this is a prediction of my future
ultimate otp:  monica/chandler and jim/pam i can’t choose
what do you plan to/do for a living: be happy =)
starbucks order: i usually just get a cappuccino unless it’s really hot and then i get something cold 


introvert or extrovert: whenever i take those quizzes it tells me that i’m an extrovert but sometimes i feel like i’m an introvert so who even knows
dawn or dusk: dusk
righty or lefty: righty
coffee or tea:

rain or shine: SUNSHOWERS

reading or writing: reading

I am a lone wolf, and a vicious one. Don’t make me rip your throat out.Orange is the New Black (Season 2)


I haven’t done a video blog in about 2 years but this was so much fun, I had to.


do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it


Hello, sir! How are you today? I am Detective Right-All-The-Time and this is my partner Detective Terrible Detective.
Artist:Unknown Gwen Stefani
Title: UnknownThe Sweet Escape
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Now I feel a little bit more back together and I have this blank canvas in front of me, which is what my life can be. There’s something sad about that but also something good, because I will take that blank canvas and make something beautiful out of it.

get to know me meme: ten male characters ♦ jim halpert

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