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bubblypopcorn:

I love yahoo answers holy fuck 

Taylor Swift for InStyle, 2014

I’m pregnant. […] Ross? Ross? Okay, whenever you’re ready. […] And you’re the father by the way—but you got that…

TAYLOR ALWAYS RELEASES ALBUMS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF EXAMS AND IT JUST FUCKS UP….. MY LIFE…. i have HUGE law exams in the next few weeks and an assignment worth 70% of my grade due NEXT WEEK….. and here i am….. shitting the bed over taylor swift releasing new music…. taylor swift liking my posts…. taylor swift naming some fricken cats after two television characters i love…… no one told you life was gonna be this way…….

22 Oct   20 notes

Taylor Swift goes No. 1 on iTunes Canada with 8 seconds of static: LISTEN.

belleswift17:

If there’s ever been any question about the power of Taylor Swift’s name to move records, this should dispel it. Some sort of glitch in the Canadian version of iTunes Tuesday morning led to the release of what was ostensibly a new track from her album. The record, for now titled only “Track 3,” is nothing more than 8 seconds of static, but that didn’t stop fans from taking it straight to No. 1.

As of this morning the 8 seconds of white noise—which we should have embedded for your pleasure shortly—remains at No. 1, where it sits just ahead, of course, two other songs from Taylor Swift.

taylorswift:

This is a good example of what I typically wear on planes, in front of lots of other people who all have eyes.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again