What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!
Nickname(s): jess, several others (people don’t actually refer to me as ‘several others’ but i have several other nicknames) (you probably figured this out on your own) (sorry for insulting your intelligence)
LIKES / DISLIKES:
Favourite Colour(s): purple
Least Favourite Colour: that weird like baby shit colour of green
Favourite Food: my mum’s lasagne
Least Favourite Food: whipped cream is the only food that i really hate
Favourite Band/Artist: taylor swift
Least Favourite Band/Artist: ??
Favourite Type of Movie: comedies probably
Least Favourite Type of Movie: i’m just a simple gal….. movies with a lot of action scenes confuse me…. i never know what is happening….. how did that person’s arm get there… WHY is that person’s arm there…. why are they fighting…. can’t we all just get along…..One thing you can’t get enough of: water
One thing you hate more than anything: when people don’t have basic human compassion
Are you single? yes
Do you have a crush on anyone right now? i just watched the mindy project so for the next few hours i’ll be in love with danny castellano until it wears off
Do you flirt a lot? not really
Do you believe in love at first sight? no but feel free to prove me wrong ;) i can’t pull off saying things like that never mind
Do you fall in love fast? no
Do you ever make the first move? hardly ever i’m a wuss
Do you want to get married? yes!!
A daydreamer? yes
Trustworthy? i hope so
Confident? depends on the day
Friendly? i would like to think so!
Sarcastic? NO… hahaha that was SARCASTIC!!! hahahahah :D
Dependable? yeah i HOPE
Adaptable? ummm it really depends on the situation
Emotionally strong? mostly
Indecisive? ummmmm idk… omg i’m just ROLLING in comedic gold today
Lazy? i procrastinate but not because i’m lazy it’s because i’m a perfectionist which DOESN’T MAKE SENSE
Artistic? not like… drawing and shit but in some ways
Considerate? well being considerate towards others is one of the qualities i value most highly so i hope so!!!
Tolerant? OMG IT REALLY DEPENDS ON THE PERSON/SITUATION, I CAN’T JUST MAKE BLANKET STATEMENTS ABOUT MYSELF, am i even a real person